We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
When are your genitals available?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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