what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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