Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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