also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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