I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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