Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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