Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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