he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Randomize
