i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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