Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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