i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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