Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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