Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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