I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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