does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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