Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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