The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
