i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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