She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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