i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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