it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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