Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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