So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
