Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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