Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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