Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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