I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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