We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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