You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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