She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
True college students do jello shots in the library
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