What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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