My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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