Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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