Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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