Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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