His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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