I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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