We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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