i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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