had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize