Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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