His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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