I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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