You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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