I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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