I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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