Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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