dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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