Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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