If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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