using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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