I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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