I want to stick my p in your. b.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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