1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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