Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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