Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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