my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We got so high we made milksteak
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Randomize
